Living in a mega-mansion with no fire alarm, no security system… and shocker, you’re being haunted or hunted. Wow. Plot twist: the ghost pays rent now.
You moved your entire family to a remote jungle—no police station, no hospital nearby—and still say, “It’s so peaceful here.” Yeah, until 3 a.m. when you hear footsteps.
Long movies where no one eats, drinks, or even pees. Not even a snack break! Please, show one scene where the villain says, “Wait bro, bathroom first.”
Why do movie people always find perfect parking instantly? Meanwhile, we circle malls for 25 minutes and still end up two blocks away.
Hero takes ten punches, bleeds, smiles. My husband’s elbow grazed a door, and we almost called an ambulance.
Movie streets: perfect lighting, all bulbs working. My street lamp? Died in 2019 and never resurrected.
They cover someone’s face with a towel and poof! Person faints. Wow, chemistry by Bollywood.
Villain nearby, but no one checks ID, background, or common sense. Love that confidence.
Every outfit freshly ironed—even mid-zombie apocalypse. Mine gets wrinkled just thinking about laundry.